Overcoming Bloglessness

Daily Prompt: Ha Ha Ha

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Daily Prompt: Ha Ha Ha.

Tell us a joke! Knock-knock joke, long story with a unexpected punchline, great zinger — all jokes are welcome! Photographers, artists, poets: show us FUNNY

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I don’t have a good memory for jokes, but this one stuck with me since childhood.   I was six, sitting on Uncle Vic’s lap, braiding his wisps of hair when he asked;   

What goes up a chimney up, or goes down a chimney down, but won’t go down a chimney up?   

An umbrella!

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This one I heard on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they ARRRRR!

 

Author: Susan B Raven

For many years I have suffered from debilitating bloglessness, only writing in my head, while everyone else posted and shared with ease. Previous attempts at recovery have failed, my secret journals edited to death, pages torn out, crumpled and trashed. I will not succumb to this embarassing condition. I will continue to struggle against the rampant backspacing and endless blank staring. I refuse to relapse into the void that is bloglessness. I can do it. I am doing it. I am Overcoming Bloglessness.

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