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I don’t have a good memory for jokes, but this one stuck with me since childhood. I was six, sitting on Uncle Vic’s lap, braiding his wisps of hair when he asked;
What goes up a chimney up, or goes down a chimney down, but won’t go down a chimney up?
This one I heard on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they ARRRRR!