Write a script for a late-night infomercial — where the product is your blog.
Hand-holding in side-by-each bathtubs with a view is not your style.
You crave stimulation!
You crave excitement!
You need Overcoming Bloglessness!
Look! Birdies! That’s what I’m talkin’ about! Ravens, osprey, bluebirds and hummers; experience them all at
And there’s Flowers! And Wildlife too! You’ll see foxes, deer and antelope, elk, maybe a even a bear!
Yes folks! With Overcoming Bloglessness you can have Birdies, Flowers, Wildlife and Scenery, in your face, anytime, anywhere.
But wait! There’s more!
You’ve always wanted to know what she was thinking. Now you can be right there, in her head! Yes! You’ll get Deep Thoughts and Ponderations by Susan B. Raven, up close and personal.
You’ll laugh! You’ll wonder! You’ll be amazed!
So get out of that bathtub. You’ll wrinkle!
Ask your doctor if Overcoming Bloglessness is right for you!*
You’ll be glad you did!
*Reading Overcoming Bloglessness for four hours or more can be a sign of serious illness. Consult your doctor.