Overcoming Bloglessness

Daily Prompt: As Seen on TV Special Offer


Daily Prompt: As Seen on TV.

Write a script for a late-night infomercial — where the product is your blog.


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Hand-holding in side-by-each bathtubs with a view is not your style.

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*Reading Overcoming Bloglessness for four hours or more can be a sign of serious illness. Consult your doctor.


Author: Susan B Raven

For many years I have suffered from debilitating bloglessness, only writing in my head, while everyone else posted and shared with ease. Previous attempts at recovery have failed, my secret journals edited to death, pages torn out, crumpled and trashed. I will not succumb to this embarassing condition. I will continue to struggle against the rampant backspacing and endless blank staring. I refuse to relapse into the void that is bloglessness. I can do it. I am doing it. I am Overcoming Bloglessness.

3 thoughts on “Daily Prompt: As Seen on TV Special Offer

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